Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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Addo-Carr Spotted With BBQ Stain On His White T-Shirt Down At The River By The Railroad Tracks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Pre-match preparations are underway for Melbourne Storm winger Josh Addo-Carr this afternoon, after coach Craig Bellamy
Victoria Bids Thee Farewell To Ye Olde Renaissance Community As Melbourne Wench Tests Positive
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Victorian Government has bid thee farewell to Melbourne’s thriving medieval reenactment community, as the
“I Don’t Know If You Really Understand How Bad Melbourne Was Last Year” Says Victorian Expat
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Melbourne records another 12 new community cases, five million residents are preparing once again to
“Our Work Here Is Done” Says Australia, As Troops Leave Afghanistan With No Roads Or Libraries
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After decades of ramping up the political-patriotism every ANZAC Day and Remembrance Day to justify sending
Coffs Harbour Bloke In Big Smoke Yet To Visit A Pub That Truly Scares Him Like Down Home
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Coffs export, Hughie Moey (27) says living on Brisbane’s Southside can be a bit
“Game’s Gone Soft!” Shouts Victor Radley As He Carries Opponent’s Severed Head To The Sin Bin
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sydney Roosters enforcer, Victor ‘The Inflictor’ Radley has felt the full force of the NRL referees
“Fuck, Here We Go Again” Says Melbourne
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The people of Melbourne are once again getting ready to discontinue any form of routine, and
PM Says Melbourne’s Outbreak Would Be Way Worse If He Hadn’t Jabbed 1.6% Of Victorian Adults
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After months of stoking fears around vaccinations, until enough vaccinations arrived for him to not have
Joel Fitzgibbon Getting Nervous After NSW Labor Fail To Win Seat They Haven’t Held Since 1910
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Labor backbencher Joel FitzGibbon has threatened to walk away from his own party for the
Blokes Who’d Get Sacked In Any Other Workplace Still Earning More Than High School Principals
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the government continues their marketing campaign to convince the nation that it’s completely normal
No End In Sight For Religious Tensions As Heavily-Funded Israel Invades QLD Rugby League
Hostilities surrounding the state of Israel Falou are once again in the news, as the most controversial figure in Australia’
Scotty Grabs The Biggest Milkshake He Can Find In Preparation For New Get-Your-Jab Ad Campaign
LOUIS BOURKE | Editor | Contact With less Australians signing up to receive the Covid jab than predicted, Senator Jacquie Lambie has