Government Will Build World's Largest Jerrycan As Part Of $3.2bn Fuel Security Plan
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A jerrycan visible from space is the centrepiece of the government's $3.2bn fuel
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Earthquake Damage Sees Dan Andrews Begin Gruelling Task Of Mending Relationship With Tradies
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Victorian Premier Dan Andrews has today had to swallow his pride and begin negotiations with the
Melbourne Literally Shook Rn
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the first time ever, Melbourne’s residents actually mean it when they say “I am
2021 Chucks In A Few Earthquakes For The Fuck Of It
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT\ Windows have shattered and buildings have shaken across Melbourne this morning as Victoria experienced an out-of-character
Remember When ASIO Specifically Warned Dutton About Threats Of Extremist Far-Right Propaganda?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Melbourne descends into the chaos of confused and propaganda-fuelled protests, everyone but the Murdoch media
Dan Andrews Announces Disaster Bonus Bets In Effort To Calm Down Melbourne Tradies
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An uneasy and confused marriage of distressed construction workers and anti-vaxxer protestors are marching through Melbourne
Jayden Campbell Begins 2022 Off-Season With 15 Kilogram Pasta Dish And 3.7 Litre Protein Shake
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After playing a big role in the Gold Coast Titan’s first finals appearance in five
PM Avoids Embarrassment Of Biden Forgetting His Name By Yelling “SCOTTY’S HERE!” Upon Arrival
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While walking up the White House steps today, Scotty From Marketing has gone extra lengths to
Dreadlocked White Boy Playing Bongo Drums Outside Melbourne CFMEU Office Insists He’s A Tradie
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A dreadlocked Xavier Rudd-looking hippy currently banging out reggae ballads outside the CFMEU head office in
Exhausted ICU Nurse Immediately Joins The CFMEU After Seeing Them Punch On With Anti-Vaxxers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT LIFELONG LOYALTY: Victoria has today recorded another 567 new community cases in greater Melbourne, bumping the
Crumbed Steak On Pub Menu Identified As Key Difference Between ‘The Bush’ And ‘The Outback’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The National Farmers Federation has this week released the findings of a recent report into where
Liberals Wait A Good 3 Weeks Before Joining America In Another War We Will Also Likely Lose
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The prime minister, Scotty From Marketing, announced on Thursday morning that Australia would be paying $500
Recent Survey Of Australians Finds That David Campbell Would Be Pretty Good Fun On A Bender
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian TV and theatre star David Campbell would be pretty good fun at the back end