Escalating Tensions In Middle East Causes Local Dad To Tell Daughters To Go Fill Up A Tank Right Now!
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local dad has today let his dad instincts take over. Graham Poulter (63) from our
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Magnum Ego Bloke Endures Holiday With Connoisseur Salted Caramel & Macadamia Father-In-law
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A public holiday weekend can be a long one. Especially if you are being debuted to
Nation Starting To Realise Lidia Thorpe Probably Felt Safer Around Bikies Than These Politicians
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact Liberal leader Peter Dutton says senator David Van should quit parliament, after a spate of
Loyal Betoota Reader Politely Tolerates Paramount+ Promotional Blitz
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT At 69 years of age, Betoota Heights resident Tony Brimson has seen a lot of changes
New South Wales Pearl-Clutchers Rattled By Some Textbook Gympie Rugby League
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The little pussies that make up the New South Wales rugby league establishment are today having
Inner-City Gentrifier Rather Fearful That The Cost-Of-Living Crisis Is Undoing All Her Hard Work
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A socially-progressive lapsed Catholic bookworm from Betoota’s French Quarter has today spoken to the Betoota
Has The Democratic People’s Republic Of WA Supreme Leader McGowan Been Replaced By A Body Double?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Bizarre rumours that the Democratic People’s Republic Of Western Australia’s Supreme Leader Mark McGowan
Forklift Driver With Boony Moustache Wields Far More Power Than Bosses Or Unions Could Ever Know
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A warehouse in Betoota Ponds has today been rocked by allegations that the alpha male forklift
“Nah Dark Chocolate Tim Tams Are The Best” Says Local Pervert
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Debates rage in the break room of Betoota’s premiere civil construction company this afternoon, as
Greens Staff Told To Keep Their Euro Summers The Fuck Off Instagram During Cost-Of-Living Crisis
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the winter months roll around, Parliament House usually operates on a skeleton workforce, as the
Dutton Says If Gold Coast Swings To Labor This By-Election Well Then Fuck Youse Ya Can’t Be Helped
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After finding some media traction by spreading misinformation that the Indigenous Voice referendum is a left-wing
Government That Vowed To Ban Vapes Back In April Still Unable To Catch 14-Year-Old Named Keegan
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s war on vapes looks to be an unwinnable battle, as the government’s anti-nicotine
SAS Australia To Include New Challenge Where Contestants Have To Find A Conservative Billionaire Willing To Fund A Legal Defence And Media Propaganda Machine That Silences Any Journalists Accusing Them Of War Crimes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Popular Australian war propaganda game show SAS Australia is returning to Channel Seven and 7plus in