Escalating Tensions In Middle East Causes Local Dad To Tell Daughters To Go Fill Up A Tank Right Now!
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local dad has today let his dad instincts take over. Graham Poulter (63) from our
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Chermside Man Will Make Decision On The Voice After Deciding Whether He’s BronxNation Or Phins Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “There’s too much going on” says North Brisbane diesel mechanic Kerry Cassar (34). Like every
“All The Aboriginals I’ve Spoken To Are Voting No” Says Sunshine Coast Property Developer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sunshine Coast property developer Raphael Simbly-Hassatall (68) is well known within the local business community for
Newy Bloke Ostracised By Childhood Mates After Returning From Sydney With Birks And Chinos Combo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Newy boy Tighe Carrington (34) never thought a three-year-contract at a Sydney medical supplies company
NRL Industrial Dispute Sees Players Take Unprecedented Action Of Turning Down Free Night On Piss
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Hollywood Actors and Writers strikes continue to grow momentum with no end in sight,
The Betoota Advocate’s Top 6 Reasons Why The Indigenous Voice Is A Bad Idea
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you haven’t been across the news lately, Australia’s media pundits and political
Scotty From Silverwater Chops Off His Ears To Avoid Getting Put In General Population Over Robodebt
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has again today begun preparations for the possibility of a life
Man Whose Entire Identity Based On Hatred Of Dictator Dan Pretends To Give A Fuck About Comm Games
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “He’s just embarrassed us, mate” says local ex-government vehicle sales rep, Donnie Caster (53) “Again”
Scotty From Silverwater Approaches The Only Two Eshays In Cronulla For Tips On How To Survive Jail
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The most unemployable man in Australian public life, former Prime Minister Scott Morrison, has today realised
Not To Keep Bringing Up This Bloke But It Sounds Like He Might Be Going On Yet Another Holiday!!!
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that you definitely haven’t read in any of the newspapers that are owned
Local Goth Finally Snaps And Discreetly Investigates What All The Fuss Is About
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Dark Princess Of upper middle class Betoota has today secretly listened to a few albums
“Jeez Fair Bit Of Carry On With These Taylor Swift Tickets” Says Dad Who’s Seen Bruce 38 Times
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “Why don’t you go watch an Australian singer” Betoota Heights dad, Nic Koronis (45) says
Former School Prefect Who’s Never Had One Clean Breakup Surprisingly A Swiftie
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | CONTACT The unofficial and self-declared office manager of Betoota’s leading conveyancing law firm has been