Australian Start-Up Bro Congratulates Elon Musk On Becoming A Trillionaire Via DMs

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A local hustler and self styled start-up cofounder has quietly congratulated his “friend” Elon Musk for hitting the $1 trillion mark and amassing more wealth than the bottom 52% of America’s 340 million people.

"Congrats on the trilly Elon! Crazy work!" said entrepreneur Mark Foldham (26), proud cofounder of a brand new start up that combines crypto currency gambling with video games that are mainly played by children.

"In the age of entitlement and lazy people it's so inspirational to see a guy that started from humble beginnings in South Africa amass so much wealth" explained Mark.

"We really are lucky to have him, it was great when he infiltrated the American government and slashed funds for starving people with malaria in Africa"

Elon Musk, who is poised to become humanity’s first trillionaire after yet another massive pay package, has grown noticeably more reclusive since entering American politics, a move that gave him access to priceless citizen data but also destroyed his favourability among normal people.

"It wasn't a nazi salute! he was just waving!" yelled Mark despite no reporter bringing up anything about Elon's salute.

"The guy is literally a real life Iron Man and you guys laugh, it's embarrassing honestly..." lamented the 26 year old.

Mark was quick to point out that unlike that cucked billionaires like Bill Gates, who at least pretend to give their money to charitable causes, Elon Musk has been busy trying to save the world, and legalise comedy.