Australia Plans Attack On NZ To Seize The Largest Reserve Of Footy Players On Planet

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

Less than a week after America's shock violation of international law, the fabric of the 'international community' is already starting to rapidly fray.

With the world rocked by the kidnapping of a sovereign leader and an attack on foreign soil, many international experts warned the event may have opened the flood gates.

Concerns had been raised about what the attack meant for the people of Ukraine and Taiwan, with open slather now declared on just taking what you want because you are bigger and more powerful than another country.

While Taiwan and Greenland have been frequently mentioned in that conversation, a much more southern state looks set to be the next country to fall as part of the decay of the international rules based order.*

The island nation of New Zealand is apparently preparing for imminent attack from its neighbour across the ditch - as Australia reportedly plans a shock invasion.

The reason behind the appalling attack on Kiwi sovereignty is apparently the largest reserves of talented footy players on the planet - similar to Venezuela's bounty of oil.

Also similar to Venezuela, New Zealand took away the Bledisloe Cup from its powerful neighbour at the turn of the century, nationalising the precious resource.

While the desire to reclaim that precious resource is believed to be a big part of the decision, the Australian government has yet to comment on that matter.

Global leaders have also yet to comment on the rumours yet, with many Western ones expected to softly voice their concerns without condemning a blatant attack on a foreign country purely based on personal greed.

*International rules are determined according to how it suits large western nations current policy objectives at the time.