Apple Maps Woman Not Ceding An Inch To Google Maps Boyfriend On First Holiday Together

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A holidaying local couple are facing their biggest relationship test yet, it can be confirmed today.

Waltzing the streets of Vienna this morning our time, Betoota Heights couple Ariella Sanchez and Hugo Winchester have locked horns.

“He’s doing my fucking head in with his Google Maps shit,” said Ariella, via Facetime to our reporter this morning.

This comes as the pair decided to put their romance to the test (and push the honeymoon period back a bit) with a month long overseas holiday.

Despite sailing relatively smoothly through the Amalfi coast and the Dolomites, the streets of Vienna have started to cause some friction.

“Yeah I’ve had more than enough of his navigating,” said Ariella.

“I know blokes named Graham like to stereotype women as being bad at navigating, but fuck me Hugo is a shocker.”

“Combined with his algorithm ruined attention span, he can’t be in charge of steering us around.”

“And I simply will not give in to this Google Maps propaganda.”

When pressed on her issues with Google maps, Ariella was more than happy to unload.

“I understand that the reviews, recommendations and suggestions for things like restaurants and bars is great, but the actual navigation is fucking atrocious.”

“It’s laggy with the blue dot, and given the aforementioned with Hugo, he’ll start walking in a direction he thinks is right, the blue dot doesn’t track, he gets distracted by something and then we’ve spent 5 minutes walking in the complete wrong direction.”

“It’s happened like 10 times now.”

“He’s welcome to do his research on there, but he needs to just put the address into Apple Maps and take it from there.”

Hugo was contacted for comment but got distracted by a tourist getting hassled into buying hash.

More to come.