America Kills More Illegal Drug Traffickers To Protect The Interests Of Legal Drug Traffickers

America Kills More Illegal Drug Traffickers To Protect The Interests Of Legal Drug Traffickers

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The self-proclaimed leaders of the free world have fired a few shots again this week.

In the latest move as part of the PR campaign against ‘low life brown people’, Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth has confirmed that US forces have killed 14 people in strikes on four alleged drug boats in the Pacific.

It is the latest in a series of attacks on these ‘drug boats’ the US says have been assaulting the country.

The fresh strikes in the eastern Pacific, come as an escalation in what the White House has cast as a campaign to stop narcotics from entering the US.

That campaign comes as the home of deregulation and rampant medical capitalism continues to battle through a well publicised addiction crisis.

The incredibly significant part of the crisis, which is legal prescription medication addiction, is of course is no where near as publicised as the illegal drug trafficking which warrants people being executed on camera.

While 5% of the American population has grappled with prescription medication abuse in the last 12 months, which of course often leads to illegal drug abuse, the people who make those drugs tend to have much more highly resourced lobbyists and lawyers who can shift the blame back onto ‘stupid people who can’t control themselves.’

Speaking exclusively to The Advocate, Defence Secretary Hegseth explained the reasoning behind the difference in campaigns to stop the movement of drugs.

“Hahahaha are you stupid,” laughed Hegseth.

“Of course we aren’t going to look at the rampant abuse of legal substances pushed by giant companies and incentivised medical professionals.”

“That’s not how America works.”

“It’s much easier to talk tough about a few brown drug dealers invading our country than to examine the erosion of society to the benefit of a select few.”

“So that’s what we will do.”

“And then let Rob talking about happy farms and shit.”

“Grow up.”

More to come.

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