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Love is reportedly finding a way in the midst of the tobacco wars.
Rex Barlow and Molly Taylor have recently formed an absolute powerhouse couple, brought together by their shared interest in cheap cigs.
Barlow, who has smoked ciggies since he was 15, has identified the hottest and coolest pouch you can get your hands on; a 25 gram Amber Leaf pouch (the yellow one).
Taylor, a former vape girl that has recently been getting stuck into the most sophisticated and charming thin cigs, of the Korean variety; Esse lights.
The pair met at a houseparty that a mutual friend was DJing at, and it was love at first exhale.
Barlow was impressed that Taylor had recently toured the cool European destinations including Albania, Bulgaria and Montenegro and avoided the bogan choices such as France and Spain.
And Taylor was immediately charmed by Barlow's disinterested attitude and seeming indifference to things occurring around him.
Seemingly inseparable, the two spent nearly the entirety of the houseparty together under the dimly lit fairy lights, chain smoking ciggies.
When Taylor’s Esse’s ran dry Barlow chivalrously rolled her cigarettes from his pouch.
After spending a romantic evening together, the pair spent consecutive days together just straight up hanging out.
Their similarities were uncanny, both had completed undergraduate degrees in the arts and were now working in upscale hospitality venues in the French Quarter.
Rarely do they run out of things to talk about because as luck would have it, they are both prescribed dexies and aren’t afraid to take more than the recommended dose.
Love is in the air, along with a cloudy haze of smoke
More to come.