“All Of You. Get In” – Madge Orders Broncos Squad To Bathe In The Urinals At Red Hill Leagues

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After a stellar performance in the final match of the regular season, The Brisbane Broncos have knocked the Canberra Raiders out of the top position on the NRL ladder.

It was a full 80 minutes of clinical rugby league, as fullback Reece Walsh proved a point to the ambulance-chasing sports journos who had spent the week drumming up outrage over a video of him drinking water out of a newly installed toilet.

Walsh went on to score 22 of his side’s 30 points against the Storm, while also nailing a 40-20 and putting on a spectacular one-on-one tackle that will make the NRL highlight reels for generations.

As the nerves heighten, Broncos coaching staff will be urging the rest of the squad to follow the lead of the 23-year-old scallywag.

So how do they repeat last week’s success?

It will be through some unorthodox drills at training this week, before they board a plane south.

The renowned hardman of NRL man-managers, Broncos coach Madge Maguire has this week ordered the entire Broncos run-on side into the bathrooms at the Red Hill Leagues club in Brisbane.

It is believed that Maguire had clogged the drains of the men’s urinals earlier in the day, and allowed the steel troughs to overflow with the dehydrated piss of Queensland punters.

“Righto” he barked at his players.

“Get in. All of you”

The Broncos stars turned to look at each other.

“Sorry what?” asks the concerned lock, Patty Carrigan.

“You heard me” responded Madge.

“Everyone laughed at Reecey last week, but it seems he stumbled onto a secret potion. I want all of you bathing in this toilet water. Every one of you”

The Broncos players attempt to resist Madge’s deranged demands.

“But coach” said Walsh.

“There wasn’t any actual piss in that toilet. Me and my brothers had installed it ourselves. It had never been used”

Madge begins massaging his temples.

“Don’t try and backpedal now Reece. You drank the toilet water, and you played a blinder. Now I want every one of you blokes in that trough and rolling around”

The crowd goes quiet, until the embattled winger, Gehamat Shibasaki – who was dropped last week for turning up to training drunk – steps forward.

“Like this coach?”

“That’s the spirit, Shiba” said Madge.

“Now this is the kind of piss I DO want to smell on you”