Albo Plans Epic April Fools Day Prank For Tonight Where He's Going To Say Everything Will Be OK

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Prime Minister Anthony Albanese will address the nation this evening at 7pm, where he is expected to ask Australians to be considered with their fuel use and do what they can to make sure it doesn't go to waste.

The general message of the address, according to party insiders, is that everything is going to be OK and that there's no need to panic buy hydrocarbons that don't even keep that well. Included in that message will be a promise that there is a plan, they're not making it up as they're going, they're not building the plane as they're flying it, that the people of Australia delivered a massive majority to a quiet government that wants to operate without putting the dog up people for no reason.

Many media outlets and pundits around the country have taken that, hook, line and sinker. When in reality, they should've looked at the date.

As this masthead has well-documented and direct access to the Prime Minister's Office, The Advocate can reveal that this is part of an epic Aprils Fools joke that's been weeks in the making.

The idea came from the Prime Minister's Over-55s Social Media Advisor, who thought it would be funny to reassure people that there's enough diesel to go around, then when they wake up tomorrow, the military is at every service station to make sure nobody gets too greedy!

In addition to that, the Government will also pull a hilarious side prank where they green-light half a million visas for illiterate migrants with zero skills (other than crime) to come here and lay about in parks and rob people while they collect NDIS payments.

Tune in tonight on any channel, even 7mate, to watch the prank unfold.

More to come.