Albo Calls Another National Address To Announce He's Taking A Month Off The Piss

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Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today kept the good times rolling, by calling another National Address.

Following his landmark Could Have Been an Email address last night, the PM has decided to follow it up with a second message to the nation.

Continuing the theme of calling everyone to attention to tell them stuff that kinda doesn't really mean much to them, Albanese announced that he's taking a month off the piss.

"The next month is going to be hard," said the Prime Minister in the national address broadcast across all of the major channels.

"I have decided to take a month off the piss," said the PM, who is now apparently verbalising every thought he has to the entire country.

"It's been a very difficult decision, but I thought I'd broadcast this information to you first hand."

"During tough economic times I want to take the opportunity to do Dry April," he finished, referencing a thing that isn't a thing.

The Prime Minister also urged the nation to consider how much piss they sink in the cost of living crisis, before hinting at his next National Address.

"I might be joining a club..."

More to come.