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A Betoota Heights man has today spoken to The Advocate about the delicate equilibrium his 36-year-old body maintains.
Local Isuzu owner Matt Cameron explained that he really feels the side effects of all the nasties these days, particularly sugar.
The proud consumer of over 150 teaspoons of sugar on Saturday explained that he reckons the combo of ethanol and sugar really does a job on his body.
"Yeah I do get really bad hangovers from that stuff nowadays," explained the man who used that sugar to trojan horse 18 standard drinks of alcohol into his body.
The bloke who feels the effects of every single physical thing he does way more than he did 15 years ago, confirmed the effects of age might be catching up with him.
"Yeah, I just can't do it anymore," continued the man who might be looking back on his youth with rose coloured glasses.
"I mean, back in the day, 10 or 12 drinks would barely have touched the sides," he mused.
With our reporter sensing vulnerability and not wanting to put the boot into a very hungover man, Cameron continued.
"But yeah, the sugar and alcohol doesn't agree with me," finished the man who thinks those two things agree with anyone.
