Smug, Gainfully Employed Friend Puts Wealth On Display And Gets Footlong With Avocado

Mia Nguyen (20) shocked her peers today.

The young Media and Arts Production student at the Betoota Polytechnic was simply out purchasing lunch with a couple of her friends from university, when she caused a stir.

Nguyen, like most of the students in town lives pretty week to week with with most of the cash from her Youth Allowance and part time job going towards a room in a French Quarter share house.

After that, she has to outlay a fair chunk of her disposable income on other early university year necessities like weed and alcohol.

As you can probably imagine, that doesn’t leave a whole lot left for much else.

So that’s why her friends were taken aback when Nguyen asked for avocado on her footlong subway.

The Brisbane woman said that she had a bit of money left over for the week and like all good young hedonists, felt like she deserved a little treat.

“I had a reasonably big night working on some stupid fucking essay about Foucault and discourse analysis, so if ever I needed something nice it was today,” Nguyen said.

“Besides, I went with the cheap sub of the day so I’m not breaking the bank, and it’s probably going to be my only meal of the day,” she laughed.

Amy Fish, a friend of the eligible bachelorette explained the reaction from the social group.

“It’s just not something you hear that often anymore you know. I mean, that’s a goon sunrise, or a 6 pack of Mi Goreng, but I guess you do have to treat yourself sometimes don’t you.”

“Good on her! I personally would have spent my spare coin on some cookies, but each to their own as they say I guess.”