Scott Farquhar Loses Bid To Let AI Do Whatever It Wants

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Scott Farquhar, chairperson of the Propellor Hat Council of Australia, has lost the organisation’s bid to go full goblin mode peoples’ work and use it to train their effeminate robots how to do it cheaper and shitter.

The decision this week by the Albanese Government to tell Scott and his gang of freaks to take a hike has been warmly received by people who make things for a living but as Farquhar explained to The Advocate, this is just the beginning.

“Damn, this is a minor setback that I did not fully anticipate ever happening,” said Farquhar.

“This is bad because I need to train the robots how to do things like write legal documents and stuff. Like, we all hate lawyers, right? Wouldn’t it be better if there were less of them and the ones that are no good, we send them to work in the lithium mines? Who wouldn’t like that,”

“Imagine, for example, what if you wanted to create an anime fan fiction of ‘The Narrow Road To The Deep North’ by Richard Flanagan? It would be impossible if we didn’t have a robot read the book first! But if we were able to train the robot with the book, it would give us something like 父が寿司を嫌う理由 or ‘Why My Dad Hates Sushi‘ by you, the person who asked the question. Would Richard have any ownership over 父が寿司を嫌う理由? No. It would be YOUR creation. That is what this luddite government has stolen from you.”

As we are a small, independent news organisation that constantly has to fight hostile takeover offers like we’re some sort of slow-moving passenger boat rounding the Horn of Africa, The Advocate’s editorial and board are not too familiar with this so-called AI revolution that seems to be happening in Double Bay.

To understand the raw power of these talented robots, our editorial team asked one of the creative robots to do anything they wanted to a picture of Scott and his former flatmate Michael and the fucking perverted thing made them kiss on the lips.

If there were any clearer evidence as to the scourge that AI poses to our fragile society, we are yet to see it.

More to come.