“Does Anyone Have A Samsung Charger?” Says Ambitious Bloke At House Party

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

An ambitious bloke, that you don’t really know that well, wants to know how well you know the actual occupants of the house party you are at.

While proving that he doesn’t really know anyone here, Jack (?) has asked if you know if there is any chance that someone might have a Samsung phone charger, because he’s about to go flat.

“Mate, do you know if any of the people here have Samsungs?” he says.

“I’m on 3%”

The fact that there is very little chance that anyone here has a Samsung phone charger hasn’t stopped Jack (?) from testing the waters.

“Wait is that one over there… Nah it’s for an iPhone”

His plan to find a powerpoint that is out of plain sight, and plug in without risk of having people accidentally pick it up, seems unlikelier by the minute.

MORE TO COME.