Bloke Who Has Nothing To Offer Social Media But Gym Selfies Now Relevant Again

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

In some feel-good news this week, one of our Betoota Heights residents has revealed that he’s found purpose again.

After the weeks blurred into months for the finance worker with only a couple of discernible hobbies, Tim Ferris said he was beyond relieved when the gyms finally opened back up.

“Fuck bro, it feels so good to be back,” said the man who attends the Legends Pump Gym in Betoota’s Old City District.

“It just feels like I’m working towards something again now.”

“I’ve already been 6 times since they opened back up on Saturday, and I’m booked in every day for the rest of the week,” continued the man whose social media presence consists mostly of his workouts and his meals.

“All the hygiene stuff is pretty hectic, but like it’s definitely worth it.”

Ferris said that he tried to post content on the Gram when he was in Iso but it just didn’t get much traction.

“Like people just didn’t like the humble bragging as much I guess, but now I’m back in my jungle, the other animals of my pride are bigging me up,” he said having a big slurp of his protein shake.

“Haven’t done a leg day though haha”

“Fuck that shit bro”