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ABC’s David Anderson Dumps Bowl Of Yoghurt Over Christian Porter’s Head In Parliament House Lunchroom
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The ABC managing director has taken it upon himself this morning in the Parliament House lunchroom to dump a bowl of name-brand yoghurt on former Attorney-General Christian Porter’s head.
The aggressive display of dominance comes after Porter decided to spare the ABC (and the taxpayer) a humiliating defeat in the Federal Courts in his defamation cases regarding the unpleasantness he went through earlier this year.
“Thank you David,” said Porter as the passionfruit Yoplait dripped down his face.
Mr Anderson kept walking, only to turn around and say he ruled before continuing on down to the Senate Estimates hearing he was there to attend.
More to come.