99% Of JB HiFi Staff Turn Up To Work In Their Best Parkway Drive Kit For Aussie Music Shirt Day

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

It can now be confirmed that a staggering 99% of JB Hi-Fi workers are rocking a Parkway Drive shirt today, as part of the annual ‘Aussie Music T-Shirt Day’,

It can also be confirmed that of the 99% of employees repping Parkway Drive, roughly 60% are blokes in their thirties, who likely sport long hair, piercings or colour tattoos - or in many cases, proudly possess all three. 

This comes as no surprise, given that Parkway Drive is not only a beloved Australian band but also one of the rare acts that has stood the test of time among millennials. 

Even now, their music still earns a reverent nod from anyone who spent their early twenties in a mosh pit.

...well as much of a nod they can give, after cranking their neck head banging.

Of the remaining 1%, it's alleged half are wearing either Hilltop Hoods or The Amity Affliction, with the remaining 0.05% of metal and hip hop averse employees viewed with much suspicion and paranoia.

The Advocate can confirm that one employee who rocked up to the Betoota CBD store wearing a Delta Goodrem shirt was given the cold shoulder at lunch today.

More to come.