8 Unemployed Sickos Who Watched Us Get Belted Out Of T20 Cricket World Cup Still Fuming

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

A small collective of Australian men have today confirmed that they are still very much off this week's cricket results.

The Group of 8, or the 8 men who stayed up through the night to watch Australia get pumped behind a paywall by Sri Lanka in the T20 World Cup, have lashed out at the team.

Speaking on behalf of the group, one of the local unemployed men who stayed up until close to sunrise to watch the pyjama cricket match said 'there needs to be an investigation into what went on.'

"Mate, it's just not good enough," said Jack Jackings a short time ago after waking up in his childhood bedroom.

"Genuinely such a disappointment and a disgrace to the Australian sporting name."

"We can't lose to Zimbabwe and Sri Lanka at a major tournament and get knocked in the group stages."

"It's just not good enough," continued Jackings, who has helped with the official inquest into the failure on a the Group Of 8 subreddit.

One hospo guy who isn't in the Group of 8 but somehow found himself watching the game on his hospo Monday pissup, has urged calm.

"Oh yeah, we lost that didn't we," he laughed.

"Bummer."

"Ah well, there'll be another World Cup or some shit in 6 months anyway right."

"Life goes on."

"Go touch some grass."

More to come.