50 Years On: Nation Still Pretending Like The CIA And MI6 Didn't Orchestrate The Plot To Overthrow A Post-Colonial Socialist Leader Who Got Too Big For His Boots

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As historical and political buffs continue to ruminate on and rehash the incredible events of November 1975, a stunning new revelation has come to light.

It has been confirmed this week that the overwhelming majority of those who care around the nation, are still pretending like the Whitlam Dismissal wasn't foreign interference by powerful international figures.

This comes 50 years after the sitting Prime Minister was booted out of office by the Governor-General, at the whims of MI6 and the CIA, who were getting annoyed at the uppity socialist leader swinging a large pacific country to the left.

The affair was generally portrayed by the mainstream media as a political manoeuvre to boot a fiscally irresponsible Labor leader who couldn't get the budget through.

However, after 50 years, it's now been confirmed that it's time to acknowledge that the United States and the Central Intelligence Agency were fucking around in our shit, at the same time they were fucking around in pretty much all of South East Asia, the Middle East and Latin/South America.

With Gough, our socialist leader introducing free university, medicare, huge public housing measures, opening up the relationship with China and moving towards non hardline imperialist nations, the CIA (who gave chunks of money to the Governor-General who they called 'their man') decided to make the move.

In cahoots with MI6 who were fucking furious about Gough moving Australia away from being a post-colonial pawn, the CIA finally had to act after hearing Whitlam had plans to tear up the agreement for the secret Pine Gap facility and completely reset the relationship with the US.

With Whitlam a strategic threat to their interests, the CIA 'solved the Whitlam problem' (as referenced by the head of the CIA) - which saw the PM booted out of office, never to return.

Now, 50 years on, it's been confirmed that it's probably time to stop pretending like it was just a Canberra Bubble thing.