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Donald J. Trump Elected As Last President Of The United States Of America
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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
It appears that President Donald Trump has today been elected as the last ever President Of The United States Of America.
Earliest indications suggest Trump has succeeded in winning over key swing states in the nation’s mid-west.
It is not yet known which way the American Empire will crash and burn to the ground, but analysts predict it will be through either environmental or economic inaction. War is also being suggested as a key way for the country to fall a part.
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