Wallabies Selectors Arrive Wearing Hazmat Suits In First Ever Public School Visit

"These young men have proven that anyone can play top level rugby union, whether they are privately educated or barely educated at all"

Wallabies Selectors Arrive Wearing Hazmat Suits In First Ever Public School Visit

12 September, 2016. 09:45

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Australian Rugby Union CEO Bill Pulver and several Wallabies selectors have been praised today for stepping outside their comfort zone and visiting a public high school over the weekend, for the first time in the history of Rugby Union.

The milestone comes as a result of the school in question, Brisbane State High, winning the 2016 Queensland GPS schools rugby premiership for the fourth time in the last decade, which coincided with the new and improved, statie-friendly, Wallabies first win of 2016.

Speaking to media outside of the school following the landmark moment, Bill Pulver said that there were enough Brisbane State High old boys in both international and domestic representative football teams to warrant a visit from the governing body.

“Now Matt Toomua is a good example of someone who can play 10 years of international rugby on-and-off for the Wallabies, without ever having to wear a cain boater hat,” he said, while removing the helmet of his HAZMAT biosafety suit and wiping the sweat from his forehead.

“These young men have proven that anyone can play top level rugby union, whether they are privately educated or barely educated at all,”

“The fact that my selectors and I have even left New South Wales should be a good enough indicator of how well these young pagans are doing,”

“I don’t want to make hollow promises, but given the pleasant reception we were met with today… I think this might be something we do again in the near future,”

It is believed ARU officials nearly made the decision to visit a non-private school in the pre-rugby world cup media storm of 2003, but ultimately decided against it due to safety concerns.