NRL Community Rattled By Revelations That You Can’t Give More Than 100%

"Youse have no idea"

NRL Community Rattled By Revelations That You Can’t Give More Than 100%

9 May, 2016 17:15


Australia’s entire rugby league community has been rattled by news last week that suggests there is no such thing as 110% when it comes to physical exertion.

On Wednesday night’s NRL Footy Show, iconic Melbourne Storm player Billy Slater was speechless after learning that ‘110%’ is just an expression.

The news was delivered to him by the only member of the Footy Show panel that has not played some vague form of professional rugby league, Erin Molan.

“You mean, I can’t give it 110%,” he asked, with an obvious look of confusion on his face.

“Me and the boys have been giving it 110% all season,”

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“Full credit to the boys. They were giving it their all… But it’s apparently not as much as I thought,”

The Australian Broadcasting Corp’s science expert Dr Karl Kruszelnicki was the one who brought the issue to light.

“These blokes all honestly think they are giving it 110% – I’ve had enough,” said the eccentric statistician, general knowledge guru and die-hard Bulldogs fans.

“100% is all you can give. 110% and your organs start failing,”

“That extra ten percent will kill you. Full credit to the boys, but I haven’t seen anyone of them move at 110%.”

However, the NRL’s 8th immortal Andrew Johns disagrees with the science.

“[Laughter] Did you manage to catch a glimpse of me in the early 2000’s?” he chuckled.

“I was operating at far more than 110% – I was off me head,”

“Anyone who thinks 110% isn’t a thing hasn’t played the greatest game of all. Rugby league football,”

“Youse have no idea.”



10 Responses to "NRL Community Rattled By Revelations That You Can’t Give More Than 100%"

  1. Selkie22.7   May 11, 2016 at 11:11 am

    As the main aim of the game of Rugby League is to inflict as much brain damage on anyone in an opposing team as possible, it does not surprise that Billy and the boys are conceptually challenged with this 100 per cent thing.
    To be fair to them I do acknowledge that “per cent” is wog talk and I would rather not have to go into anything that boarders on the abstract with them.
    Maybe, someone might point out that if they had a purpose built Esky that held exactly 100 cans of beer, that it would not be possible to get 110 cans into the Esky try as they may. Sit 10 on top if they want, but only 100 can go inside.

    • Digs   May 11, 2016 at 12:56 pm

      Wow! You are scary stupid! Beyond Palin stupid. Special Olympics opening ceremony stupid. This is a parody website. EVERY article including 100% of the articles on here are fake.

      You might be the dumbest person the Planet.

      • Jacko   September 11, 2016 at 4:37 pm

        Don’t you mean 110% mate

    • Digs   May 11, 2016 at 12:57 pm

      This and all articles on this website are fake. The only thing real is your stupidity.

    • Hamish   September 11, 2016 at 8:37 pm

      Ironically showing actual stupidity but criticising others for being stupid as described in a parody news article.

  2. Gucci Versace   May 13, 2016 at 11:54 am

    You tell ’em genius!

  3. Mike Hunt   September 11, 2016 at 5:42 pm

    u dum dogs have no idea. This is all real reporting. #bronxnation

  4. Boof Head   September 12, 2016 at 1:13 pm

    Sounds like Spinal Tap reference where they “go to 11”.

  5. hazzzaaahhhh   September 12, 2016 at 5:24 pm

    I don’t get it

  6. Ash   September 22, 2016 at 10:30 am

    C’mon Digs, this website shows 110% real stories and I take it to be 120% true and correct. Not to mention the majority of comments on here have been made after around 117% of thought gone into them. But don’t forget the fact that 72% of all statistics are made up.


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