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Proving that a tiger can change their stripes, the nation has been charmed by how supporters of convicted pedophile George Pell are now coming out in droves to condemn child abuse.

After losing support from the Catholic Church, the former cardinal and all-round rock spider George Pell had only conservative commentators stand by him as he faced up to the consequences for his acts of child sexual abuse.

It has become clear however, that the child abuse the commentators are referring to is not the sexual & life-ruining kind Pell had a penchant for but the alleged comoditisation of Swedish climate change activist Greta Thunberg having the freedom to voice her concerns about global warming.

“This is child abuse,” stated conservative-commentator Miranda Devine.

Commentators like Devine claim Thunberg is being abused by adults to drive a climate change agenda, a brand of abuse that appals people like Devine.

“They’re just using a child to get attention for their greenie cause. Why can’t we just let kids be kids who get told they’ll get in trouble if they speak up?”

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