WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Just hours after his big announcement, Vladimir Putin has today had the smile wiped off his face, it can be confirmed.
The Betoota Advocate can exclusively reveal this afternoon that Putin has had the air taken out of him by North Korean Supreme Leader and Marshal Of The Republic Kim Jong-Un, who informed him that he already had the vaccine for Covid-19 ages ago.
“Oh haha,” laughed the Nobel Prize Winner, Australian Open Tennis, and Masters Champion today.
“Did you guys only just figure it out. I personally developed a vaccine for us months ago,” he continued, much to the annoyance of the Russian leader.
Kim’s revelations came after President Vladimir Putin said Russia had become the first country in the world to grant regulatory approval to a COVID-19 vaccine after less than two months of human testing.
However, that big reveal has been shot down by the North Korean Leader who found a cure after a few sleepless nights.
“I don’t know why it’s taken you guys so long. It’s easy,” Kim said.
“No big deal. Easy money,” said the 17-time North Korean Basketball Scoring Champion.
“Pity everyone is so hostile to us. We’d happily have given out otherwise.”