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A young man has shocked the Rugby League fraternity today.

Brayden Smythe did so after announcing this morning that he spent last night making love to a young woman without any of his mate’s present.

The news comes as a shock to the NRL community after an off-season somewhat similar to a Netflix show based around the lives of bikies, has reminded the nation that a lot of Rugby League players have some weird thing about having sex with women while their mates watch.

Smythe spoke exclusively with The Advocate this morning explain just what was going through his head last night.

“Yeah, I don’t know, the whole group sex or having sex with a woman while my mate watches or films isn’t actually my thing to be honest,” Smythe said.

Smythe, who remarkably didn’t go through any training modules to teach him how to respect women, explained that he never really has been into a crowd watching.

“I don’t really get it. I know a lot of the boys love it, but I sorta always grew up thinking that I should treat women like human beings when I’m out on the piss. I don’t even need to call them disgusting names during sex.”

“We even went out for a one on one date last night and I offered to walk her home and go our seperate ways, but she said we had a bit of connection and I guess it just teed off.”

The news has left the NRL community in shock this morning, and rumours have begun to circulate that CEO Todd Greenberg may ask the young man to give talks at all of the other Clubs before the season starts.

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