ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact

The failed census of yesteryear recorded just one male named Jade in our bustling inland metropolis – and he is over gender neutral politics!

It doesn’t affect him but it still irks him somewhat that the majority has once again had to made concessions for a minority.

Specifically, the 29-year-old convicted arsonist has taken offence to the new gender neutral bathrooms at a French Quarter gym he’s never been to and probably never will.

The Advocate covered the opening of the new human lavatories at Pinchgut Gymnasium on Rue Nom des Filles two weeks ago in the local edition of the paper and since then, Jade Stoner has taken to social media to show his disgusted.

He left a string of largely offensive and inappropriate comments on The Advocate’s Facebook and Instagram shares of the article.

Most of which are unfit to print.

Our reporter reached out to Jade for comment but received a note back from his defacto partner saying that he’s currently on remand for stealing the tape deck out of a 1987 Toyota Cressida.

More to come.

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