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A Sydney gay who’s been desperately trying to stay away from all the Mardi Gras madness has unfortunately had his inner sleeper agent awakened walking near Oxford Street, after his well trained nose picked up the faint whiff of nail polish remover.

Darlinghurst local, and F45 enthusiast, Isaac Hillman, 28, tells The Advocate that he’s been on a huge health kick this year, which means he’s had no plans on partaking in three day benders like all his mates.

But unfortunately even though Isaac has tricked himself thinking he’s no longer a party boy, he’s quickly learning that the gremlin never truly dies – it just lays dormant.

“I was picking up some Zambrero – sorry, GLAMbero, when I smelt it”, says Isaac, “that beautiful, unmistakable smell.”

Isaac is of course referring to the smell of amyl nitrate (jungle juice or poppers) as it’s known, which is a highly popular brain varnish amongst the gay/rave community.

When sniffed, jungle juice will give the user a short high as their brain is deprived of oxygen. It also expands blood vessels which results in certain muscles relaxing.

“I don’t know how, but I suddenly found myself at Universal until 3am.”

More to come.

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