EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A local woman has today embarked on the impossible task of finding a reasonably priced one bedroom unit located near her work, it’s reported.
Sarah Moore  had spent the day perusing various real estate websites but wasn’t having much luck finding a studio that wasn’t the size of an airplane bathroom.
“It’s even worse than when I was looking for a room,” laments Sarah, “anything reasonably priced in the city is definitely a shared bedroom.”
“Especially if there’s a weird insistence of it being a single sex household.”
“Or that perks include a free personal locker.”
Unfortunately, despite being savvy in the housing department, Sarah still felt a surge of excitement when she came across a listing that didn’t cost two thirds her wage.
The centrally located apartment was reportedly a mere block from her work, and even included a personal car space and a ‘recently renovated kitchen.’
“This one doesn’t look too bad.”
“Oh look, it even has a gym!”
Sarah admits that she should have known better when the first image was an artist rendition of the building instead of a real photo.
The following sixteen shots of the foyer later confirmed her suspicions that the apartment was a dud.
“Yeah I should’ve known it was too good to be true”, says Sarah, “but there’s always that little bit of hope.”
More to come.