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The fearless and brave content directors at Murdoch’s Sky News have today extended the olive branch to embattled Federal Senator Fraser Anning, assuring him that when his political career inevitably goes to shit, they will be more than willing to pay him 65k per year to spruik his political views on his very own TV show.

“We just want to let you know that you don’t need to worry about effectively being unemployable in the real world after last night’s comments” tweeted Sky’s lead TV panel show director and curator, Saul Leskhunt.

“Like, you’ll probably go down for a travel allowance scandal or yet-to-be-discovered dual-citizenship status, but when that does, just know that we will be more than willing to provide a platform for your dangerous hillbilly conspiracy theories”

This employment opportunity comes after Katter’s newest recruit become a household name when he went right off the handle during his maiden speech yesterday evening.

In a provocative first speech to Parliament, KAP’s first Queensland senator, Fraser Anning has called for a return to a “European Christian” immigration system, effectively ruling out anyone like Bob Katter’s late grandfather Carl Khattar from migrating to Australia from Lebanon and moving to Outback Queensland and being one of the first 11 investors in Qantas.

Mr Anning was sworn in last year as a One Nation Senator before defecting to Katter’s Australian Party, after being promised the resources he needs to continue arguing to slash alcohol taxes for pub owners in Gladstone, like him.

But according to Fraser Anning, it’s not just the taxes on liquor and beer that are ruining Gladstone, it’s the middle eastern migrants, who are apparently showing interest in the Central Queensland mining port.

When addressing this perceived issue, Anning decided to use terminology closely associated with genocide, he has since received backlash from every second Labor and Liberal MP pray that their euphoric ‘country of migrants’ speeches in Parliament House go viral, while asylum seeker children kids spend their formative years trapped on Nauru.

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