Popular Australian war propaganda game show SAS Australia is returning to Channel Seven and 7plus in 2023! Just in time for the TV network that is desperately looking for something else to talk about!

This year, a new group of star recruits descending on one of the toughest environments faced by Special Forces operatives – the Middle East.

The stars include actor Craig McLachlan, former world boxing champion Anthony Mundine, ‘Cocaine Cassie’, Olympians Stephanie Rice, Peter Bol, and Matthew Mitcham, Balinese princess Lindy Klim, Thai cave rescue hero Dr Craig Challen and Brownlow medallist Jason Akermanis are just some of the 14 Aussie celebrities who have volunteered a series of physical and psychological tests from the real SAS selection process.

But it’s not just the harsh Middle Eastern climate they have to deal with, the winner must also prove their ability contend with the very realistic court cases that are likely to follow their highly publicised military exploits!

In 2023, contestants must find ways to manipulate the news cycle by befriending conservative billionaire media barons, and then use their money to fund a $35 million defamation trial against any investigative journalists who are sniffing around accusations of sickening war crimes.

On top of this, the lucky winner will also have to prove they are capable of bullying, hazing and belittling any fellow soldiers who have a moral objection to murdering unarmed elderly civilians – forcing them to whistle blow against the depraved actions.

The celebrities will be pushed beyond their limits, as they’re subjected to extreme physical endurance, sleep deprivation, interrogation and psychological testing. Some will reach breaking point and withdraw. Who will have the mental strength and charisma to find themselves publicly fetishised by Tony Abbott, get themselves nominated for Australian of the year, land a plum job at Channel 7, before overseeing the production of this very programme, and overshadowing their depraved and inhumane actions using full blown war hawk propaganda!



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