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Analysts from Betoota’s favourite online betting company, CuckBet, have released odds this morning that point to the fact that the Sydney Roosters are set to have this season’s premiership stripped them once their cooked books start to cool over the next few years.

Many in the NRL have conceded that this season is ‘basically a no-contest’ as the Roosters hunt back-to-back premierships – at all costs.

Which lead the chief actuary robot at CuckBet, Colin Goblin, to investigate them further.

“There’s no question about it, they’re over the salary cap,” said Goblin.

“But it’s not about that, it’s about proving they’re over it – which is something nobody can do at the moment. So for the time being, we’re offering bets that their premierships will be stripped by a certain date,”

“Because like the Roosters inevitably winning the flag this season, it’s also inevitable that they’ll one day lose it.”

The Advocate reached out to the Sydney Roosters for comment but only received an A4 envelope full of Hong Kong dollars and condoms in response.

More to come.


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