LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Whoever said romance is dead?
With dating apps now the prefered method of finding people who will touch your genitals, it’s nice to once in a while hear a story about young love blooming the traditional (some would say natural) way.
Such a tale unfolded for baker Paul Lombardo (26) who received a romantic tip from his aunty Alice about a neighbours friend who’s about his age or like twenty years older maybe.
“Immediately I took out my phone and deleted my dating apps,” stated Lombardo after hearing about his opportunity to start a relationship with someone he may already be related to by marriage.
“I can’t believe I might find someone without even a swipe of my thumb.”
According to aunty Alice, she is very excited to get a rare go at playing matchmaker after all her younger relatives have forgone the original methods.
“I’d have loved for one of my aunties to have set me up as I’ve just done for little Paul. Did you hear he already deleted the Hinge application? Bless him.”
