WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation of Australia has today confirmed how stoked it is to be closely tied to a country that treats it’s allies with loyalty, dignity and respect.
This comes after US President Donald Trump and Vice President JD Vance tried to humiliate the leader of a war torn nation on the global stage.
Shocking the international community over the weekend, the pair of US leaders and a group of advisors ambushed the Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.
Including an incredibly tactful sledge at the exhausted war torn leader for turning up dressed like Elon Musk, Trump and Vance berated Zelenskyy for a raft of different things.
In an effort to show Americans he doesn’t take shit from uppity leaders of foreign countries, Trump attached Zelenskyy for being ungrateful and ‘not having the cards’ in the situation.
Clearly trying to find a way through the situation, Zelenskyy (who has previously gone on record many times to thank Americans and the American government for itss support) was unable to win the pair back around.
The spat with an ally they baited into getting Russia to invade them with bullshit fake offers of joining NATO and military armament (to fund the US military industrial complex), has left Australia feeling safe and secure.
“Yeah I’m glad we tried to start shit with China a couple of years ago to impress them,” laughed a local spokesperson from the sidelines of the Betoota Dolphins trial match over the weekend.
“And we’ve spent $368 billion on a 8 submarines that are going to be fucking useless when they arrive in 20 years, to impress a man who doesn’t even know what the agreement is.”
“Certainly looks like money well spent.”
More to come.
