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The University Of Western Queensland is under fire today for “deplatforming” – after their board voted unanimously to cancel an upcoming speech by a prominent American online conspiracist.

With over 3 million subscribers on YouTube, former karaoke machine installer, Bryan Jones is considered one of the greatest thinkers of our time.

Each week, the 45-year-old ‘nu philosopher’ broadcasts Youtube seminars to hundreds of thousands of people around the world from his two bedroom Minnesota townhouse that he shares with his mum.

He is known for his controversial and unflinching discourse, where he attacks political correctness, gender spectrum theories and other things that make him feel uncomfortable, much like the prospect of getting a girlfriend.

Bryan Jones’ newest video ‘Bryan Jones Destroys Feminists By Outlining The Parallels Between ISIS And Feminazism’ has over 200 million views on Youtube.

He is also known internationally for his theories that suggest ‘the Jewish financial elites’ are behind the ‘Climate Change Myth’

However, his long-awaited visit to the Channel Country’s most esteemed higher education institution the UWQ Bedourie campus, has just been cancelled by university executives.

This has outraged his borderline incel supporters at the university who need to have their anxieties validated by a visit from a middle-school drop out conspiracist, at the only place they interact with other young people.

“Sorry if these kinds of conversations don’t align with your own beliefs” says local 2nd-year political science student, Adrian, a self-confessed ‘Bry Guy’.

“But these conversations need to happen… Otherwise we are just a tertiary institution perpetuating cultural marxism to appease the leftist elites,” explained the Bry-Guy who thinks the white upper-class former commercial lawyer turned Dean of UWQ is a leftist elite for some reason.

“Do you need a safe space? haha” said the young man almost choking on his chortle.

“But seriously, how come we can have leftist ideologues preaching anti-white rhetoric and man-hating agendas but we can’t have someone who speaks from a little outside the box because they don’t align with main stream conventions on climate change?”

“Freedom of speech is officially dead, this country has gone to the dogs.”

Bryan Jones was contacted for comment on the issue, and explained that he will continue to fight against the cultural and intellectual elites attempts to silence him from concocting theories directly in conflict with the highly political 97% of scientists across the world.

He did, however, rule out the chance of him coming to give a speech or sermon at a public park or venue to speak about the things he is so passionate about.

“Obviously I wouldn’t be able to sell tickets and make money off naive young men and women seeking to have their social disconnect validated by international conspiracies.”

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