ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
One working woman’s fight against The Man entered a new dimension this morning after she came into work to find that her uniform now includes a stupid hat.
This latest punch in the face comes just days after Daisy O’Leary’s employer cut her weekend and overtime penalty rates just because they could.
Daisy spoke to The Advocate this morning while our reporter picked up some sandwich Strasbourg down at the Danish Town føtex on Bjelkes Allée for the weekend.
“Look at this stupid fucking hat they’ve got me wearing now,” she sighed.
“Fuck my life.”
The surprisingly popular Gemini is in her third year at South Betoota Polytechnic School studying marketing, so she says there’s light at the end of the tunnel.
But for now, her war against corporate Betoota and The Man continues on a number of fronts.
However, she says, while the good people at Queensland føtex continue to cut her wages and make her wear a lame uniform, she gets back at them in her own way.
“I eat a lot of raw cocktail frankfurts in the cool room where there’s no cameras,” she smiled.
“And I round up my hours to the nearest hour every single time. And look carefully at the label on your Strasbourg.”
Our reporter noted that the label on his wrapped bag of highly processed European deluxe devon read ‘Chicken Necks’, which is the cheapest item at the supermarket’s delicatessen.
“You’re welcome,” she said.
“Have a nice day.”
More to come.
