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“Like, what is he even going to do without you, Steph?” asked best friend Liz Wilshire, while consoling a recently single and very upset Steph Button.

“I actually just feel sorry for him.”

Steph and her now ex-boyfriend Jamie had been dating for about 3 years when Jamie decided to call it quits on the relationship.

It’s understood that the breakup was amicable, but the actual separation process is very messy as the pair had moved in together in a one-bedroom apartment and shared payment of everything when they furnished the place.

“Like, what is he going to do now?”

“He’s at that awkward age – he’s not old, he’s not young”

“Honestly, I’m just sad for him.”

While Liz’s words of wisdom might be offering Steph some comfort, they’re just flat out wrong.

According to reports, Jamie is actually incredibly relieved that the pair have split and is starting to get back to his old self.

“She was a psycho” said one friend who wished to remain anonymous.

“He was under the thumb so hard with her”

“But now we’ve got our boy back, woop woop!”

It’s believed Jamie has been spending a lot more time with his group of friends and does seem to be handling the breakup very well, he’s taken up golf, got a new gym membership and has even registered his interest in a pottery class.

More to come.

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