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Australians should be allowed free passage between states in time for Christmas, the PM announced this afternoon.

Everywhere except Western Australia.

The state’s defacto leader, Mark McGowan, told today’s National Cabinet meeting to eat a bag of dicks because Western Australia isn’t opening.

The move comes as Victoria records 14-days straight without a local transmission of the Pangolin’s Revenge and active case numbers dip under 80 for the first time in almost half a year.

It’s understood by The Advocate that Mr McGowan also suggested that Clive Palmer eat a bag of dicks after losing his bid to enter WA.

Mr Palmer declined to eat the bag of dicks.

Just when The West opens up again remains a mystery.

More to come.

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