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Drop everything, everyone!
Speaking candidly to The Advocate this afternoon, a local buyers agent said he was ‘absolutely exhausted’ this afternoon and couldn’t wait to get home.
Sam Cleary said he’d had a big night and that today he’s really feeling it.
“Had a coffee at 3 pm,” he said.
“And I didn’t have an essay due or anything, I just have a lot to do this afternoon. It might be a late one as well, so much on right now,”
“This is like, the most tired I’ve ever been in my life. Seriously, like I didn’t even get a good sleep last night after a huge weekend with the boys. Must be getting old!”
However, the 25-year-old student’s older sister laughed as soon as our reporters revealed the purpose of their call to her this afternoon.
Mother to a month old baby boy, Julie Denhert said her little brother Sam might be tired but he really doesn’t have any ‘fucking’ idea what it is to be truly exhausted.
Ms Denhert took time out of her busy afternoon to speak to The Advocate just a short time ago.
“He’s not tired, he doesn’t know what fucking tired is,” she said.
“I feel like I’ve transcended into a different dimension, I haven’t slept more than an hour or two in two months and I don’t know if what I’m experiencing is real life or some sort of dream sequence,”
“But yeah back to what I was saying. Are we still talking about Sam? He’s going well at university Mum reckons, which is great because he’s a smart kid with a lot of potentials. Not sure if real estate is his calling but he’s putting his out-going charisma to good use. Could you hang on? I’ve just got to go and turn the potatoes down, they’re boiling over.”
A crash was then heard as the phone slid off the bench and the line went dead.
More to come.