Australia Archives — The Betoota Advocate

3 February 2023

Headlines

Nan Defends Six Decades Of Brand Loyalty Towards Imperial Leather

13 January 2016

The Nation

Depression-era cooking show pulled after viewers shown how to skin a cat

5 January 2016

IN-Focus

Local Dad Agrees They Just Don’t Make Cricketers Like Jeff Thomson Anymore

4 January 2016

Breaking News

Local Man To Begin New Year’s Resolutions After This Last Pack Of Smokes

2 January 2016

Headlines

Khawaja Joins One Nation’s Elite List Of ‘People We Don’t Need To Mention Are Muslim’

22 December 2015

Headlines

Australia Enjoys Another Peaceful Day Under Oppressive Gun Control Regime

3 December 2015

Headlines

Online Retailer Surprisingly Not Hijacked By Gay Market

24 November 2015

Headlines

This Sun Has Got Some Fucking Bite, Says Nation’s Tradesmen

20 November 2015

Headlines

Australia’s Authoritarian Gun Control Laws Blamed For Concerning Rise In Sternly-Worded Letters

6 October 2015

Breaking News

Abbott Announces Off-Planetary Solution For Syrian Asylum Seekers

9 September 2015

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Breaking News

30 Something Bloke With Vague Understanding Of German Language Definitely Had A Rammstein Phase

3 February 2023

“See How We Go, No Plans” Lies Coworker Who Plans To Spend Entire Weekend Playing PS5

3 February 2023

Bloke Who Missed Referendum Meeting To Attend Pell’s Funeral Demands More Details Once Again

3 February 2023

DAILY: A Man Mourns His Mate, A Fancy New Urinal & A Mum Saves The Day – February 2

2 February 2023

War Criminal Mourns Pedophile

2 February 2023