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Apparently local city worker, Zane Sheryl, is really into the American basketball competition.

His co-workers made this discovery on Monday, when he went to the effort of decking out his desk space with seemingly brand new Cleveland Cavieller merchandise.

This news comes a shock to many in his office, as most of his colleagues just assumed that he wasn’t interested in any form of professional sport, especially after the vacant look in his eyes every time some one brings up today’s Origin selections.

Kelly, from the neighbouring desk to Zane’s, says that he is definitely not an athlete.

“We’ve played mixed touch as an office before and he was just flat out woeful,”

“He’s made a few comments about how he didn’t play rugby or cricket when he was younger because he wasn’t ‘that into it’ – I think he’s really just making up this Lebron thing to save face during the sports-heavy conversations at staff drinks”

However, Zane won’t be moved from his ‘lifelong’ love of NBA.

“GO Lebron!” he shouts.

“I’m not really into cricket or football. At least the Australia versions of it. I don’t mind NFL, but yeah baseball and basketball has always really been my thing,”

With his ‘team’ winning in the last few minutes today, Zane says he has high hopes for them next year

“I’m really think they’ll score some huge RBI’s in the next few matches,”

“The three-pointers are going hard in the paint at the moment”

“Go Cleveland”

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