EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local woman has this week been putting out some feelers to figure out who her fellow piss wrecks in the workplace are, after packing up her life and moving to a new city, it’s reported.
Like many Aussie women in their mid to late twenties, Caroline Zammit, 29, figured the she can solve all her life’s problems by moving to Melbourne, where she’ll no doubt meet the tatted up bloke of her dreams, make a group of inseparable mates and live in a cute two bedroom apartment in Brunswick.
Though she hasn’t exactly gotten the cozy apartment of her dreams (having settled for a six person, one bathroom share house in Hawthorne) Caroline has already zeroed in on the three derros at her dull as dishwasher insurance firm.
“I was a bit concerned, as I can’t say an insurance firm is exactly vibe city”, explains Caroline, “but I feel like piss wrecks can always sniff each other out.”
“There’s always signs.”
Caroline goes on to explain that she was able to cotton onto one coworker, who casually remarked that they’d be rewatching Workaholics again, which is a sure sign they schmoke a da bong.
“Then I overheard another one say they were looking forward to see Excision at Touch Bass this year. You can’t get more pinga rat than that.”
Caroline says her suspicions were confirmed during work drinks last week, where her targets were seen making their way to the drinks fridge two minutes before the official start time.
Joining them for a savvy b, Caroline quickly found herself bonding with her fellow derros, and says they have plans to hang out next weekend.
“I knew I was spot on.”
“We always find each other.”
More to come.
