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Leisa Wentworth had an epiphany as she walked past an empty Abdul’s Village Delight on New Beach Road this evening.

Leisa informed The Advocate that Abdul’s was not a kebab shop at all, but rather a criminal’s clever money laundering business.

“Yep. You heard me. It’s always empty, there’s no way they could afford the rent. There’s no other explanation,” she said with conviction.

Leisa’s bold claim follows her finishing the first season of Netflix’s hit crime drama web television series, Ozark.

The show’s premise sees economic advisor, Marty Byrde, relocate his family from Chicago to the summer resort community of Osage Beach, Missouri, after a failed money laundering scheme. Only to find himself setting up an even bigger laundering operation in the Ozarks.

“I see them everywhere now! I know.”

“How can I see them for what they are, and cops can’t?”

“I reckon they need to watch Ozark too,” she suggested.  

When asked whether she would go to the police with her suspicions, she admitted that she probably didn’t have enough evidence to make anything stick.

“Plus, I’m not a snitch. I don’t want to make any enemies, if you know what I mean.”

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