EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A sadistic woman has this week taken delight in torturing her husband, using her feet as the weapon of choice.
It’s alleged Clara Driver [29] was having a hard time with the cold weather, which she made sure to let everyone know about by shrieking “IT’S FUCKING COLD”, at any given opportunity.
Residing in a terrace house with her husband Dylan and another roomie to help with costs, Clara’s street facing bedroom had quickly turned into a refrigerator – made worse by her constantly freezing hardwood floors and the air flowing in from underneath the front door.
Though she’d taken to piling on multiple blankets and contorting herself around her partner like a pretzel, Clara still felt the brunt of the low temperatures – and with a propensity of kicking off her socks in her sleep, she’d often awake to her feet feeling as though they were about to snap off.
However, one upside to being on the cusp of hypothermia is that Clara can also wake up her husband in the middle of the night and elicit a very humorous reaction. An action she’s been taking way too much pleasure in doing, at least twice a week.
Flexing her frozen nubs for an attack as she reigns in a giggle, Clara presses both of them to her husband’s leg and pulls him closer so he can’t get away.
“Clara FUCK!”
“FUCKING STOP.”
More to come.
