STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT
ANY PICS FROM LAST NIGHT? A local woman this morning has confirmed that last night was, in fact, a ripper, after waking up to find that her camera roll contained just one blurry toilet selfie.
Sophie (27) says the single photo—snapped in the dimly lit bathroom of an establishment she can’t quite remember—is the ultimate indicator of a successful night out.
“If there’s only one, it means I was too busy actually enjoying myself to document every minute,” she explained, while piecing together the night’s events via bank transactions and tagged photos.
According to experts, the correlation between camera roll activity and overall fun levels is well-documented. A night filled with 87 near-identical flash selfies and chaotic group shots? Mid. But a singular, slightly off-centre mirror pic taken in a state of peak confidence? That’s the gold standard.
“I don’t even remember taking it,” Sophie admitted, zooming in to inspect her smudged lip liner.
“…Yeah, I was having an absolute TIME.”
At the time of writing, Sophie had declared herself “not too dusty” before promptly cancelling all plans and ordering a large Coke.
Despite the lack of photographic evidence, Sophie remains confident that her night was nothing short of legendary.
More to come.
