Local families at the Betoota Arboretum and Recreational Reserve witnessed a minor verbal altercation today, as one of the young Adams boys decided to throw his weight around in front of his mates.

Tyce Adams, a 13-year-old Betoota High School student decided to verbally abuse a slightly older skateboarders after he caught him looking generally in his direction at the half pipe.

“What the fuck are you looking at c–t?” he barked at the fellow outdoor enthusiasts.

While drinking a cocktail of taurine, caffiene, guarana and 100 teaspoons, Tyce was reportedly feeling extra confident in front of his peers when he decided to ask one of their older boys if there was something wrong with his eyes.

“Want me to get my brothers down here? They’ll fuck you you up”

“My bigger brothers will cave your fucken head in fuck ya”

Sam Phillips, a 19-year-old old commerce student at the University of Western Queensland, says he was throwing a frisbee to his nephew when he was threatened by Adams – who took issue with being told to cut out the swearing in front of toddlers.

It was at this moment he was presented with the age old question.

“Do I want to stop talking shit?”

“Or do I want to have to fight Tyce’s older brothers for absolutely no reason other than the fact that he called them and said someone needs a hiding at the skate park?”

Mr Phillips said he took the first option.

“It’s humiliating to be pushed around by a kid that age. But really, I have seen his brothers cave someone’s head in… And it was for a lot less than reprimanding their deadshit little brother”

However, Adams told the Advocate today that if push came to shove – he wouldn’t have even needed his older brothers – and claims he would easily have knocked out the the school-leaver who weighs roughly 60 kilograms more than him.

“Deadset. if he kept staring at me I would have, aye. “

“I don’t give a shit. Neither do the boys”

The interview was cut short by Tyce taking an extremely loud phone call to someone on the other side of the park who was trying to find out where he was in the park.


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