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A Betoota Heights woman has today confirmed that she would much prefer to work in the office than at home, because she’s way too nosey about her colleague’s personal lives.

Noticing an increasing number of her friends choosing to work at home, Sara Linton, 28, reveals that should be bored silly if she didn’t have coworkers to gossip with, and that she knows for a fact she’d get fuck all done because her attention span is shot.

“I think it’s great that people have the option to work from home but I absolutely hated it during covid”, admits Sara, “if I don’t talk to anyone all day, I go mad.”

Sara says that the office politics is pretty much the only thing that makes her job interesting.

“I think I must have an approachable vibe because people just tell me things”, says Sara, “I’m pretty sure the HR manager is having an emotional affair with the new junior account manager, and I just found out the quiet reception lady is a swinger and her husband loves being cucked”, says Sara, “and they have their own sex room with a swing.”

“I wouldn’t know any of that if I worked from home.”

More to come.

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