EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A Betoota Heights couple have this week discovered that they both have a very different definition of what ‘roleplaying’ is, which has resulted in both parties being highly confused, and only one of them horny.
Giving her boyfriend no other instructions other than to ‘wear a roleplay costume 😉’, Ashley Ellis, 28, had the shock of her life when she opened the front door to discover a strange gnome-like creature staring at her, and not the sexy military man she’d been expecting.
“I suppose I should have been a bit more specific”, says Ashley, who reveals she’d gotten a sexy librarian costume from Temu for the evening, “I forgot that roleplaying means something a little bit different to someone who plays Dungeons and Dragons every two weeks.”
Our reporter asks if the evening still went ahead as planned, or if Ashley found it too difficult to make love to a gnome.
“It took me a few glasses of wine, but we were able to forge ahead”, confesses Ashley.
“But he insisted on leaving the gnome head on.”
More to come.
