17 February, 2016. 19:23
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Despite enough a glass of chilled Chardonnay on this 42-degree afternoon in South West Queensland, a interior decorator has lashed out at his friends down in the capital cities this afternoon for posting too many photos of extreme weather to Instagram.
In what’s typically a heavily curated viewing experience, Manny Woodman’s Instagram feed is now awash with dramatic images of lighting from his pals in Sydney, gorgeous Mt Coot-tha sunsets and a gusty but handsomely pleasant afternoon spent on the Swan down in the Paris of Australia.
Talking candidly to The Advocate as he eye-rollingly sipped his wooded Chardonnay, the 29-year-old confirmed bachelor said he’d had enough if all his friends getting the action.
“I mean, hello,” he said. “Just because there’s a lil rain in Syders and there’s perfect drinking weather in Melbs, doesn’t mean you need to rub it in. We only get sun and dust storms in Betoota, but the latter on comes around once a year,”
“It’s a serious 100-liker but, you know, I can only post that many pictures of throw cushions and Boston Terriers before I start looking uninspired.”
More to come.